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My ragdoll recently went for a bath (parents are really anal about cleanliness so taking the cat for a bath every 4 months was the compromise) and the groomer said that her anal glands were really blocked up and that we should be doing it regularly. That's fine, but we can hardly see the glands with all the fur and the little vixen won't let us hold her for more than 2 minutes (this isn't even for doing care stuff. That's just for funsies). We've tried using the purrito method but she absolutely despises it and nearly clawed at my face, despite having a very tight grip on her.
Do you have any tips for 1) managing the fur around there so at least we can locate the glands and 2) tips for making it less uncomfortable for her?
ok, first absolutely contact a vet to see if her glands ARE blocked up. Anal gland issues generally come with some pretty distinct symptoms that you would notice: butt scooting, a foul odor (it smells like rotten fish), cat licking its behind WAY more than necessary, difficulty pooping, etc, etc.
These glands are located INSIDE the body. They're normally not visible on cats. The most you can typically see is the little openings on the rectum. When everything is working properly, the glands fill up with a thick liquid that's squeezed out when the cat poops.
Impacted glands happen when this fluid isn't squeezed out, like if it gets thickened, an abscess develops, or something similar. Sometimes some very sensitive cats get impacted glands if their food is changed because their poop isn't solid enough to squeeze the glands. So typically, the first solution isn't to jump straight to squeezing the glands (these glands are very small and require sticking your fingers up the cat's butt so... uhh... yeah, you can see why we'd all like to avoid this). Often times, the first measure is to just change the cat's diet.
anyway, that's a lot of words to say 'please contact your vet first and follow their advice'.
#i promise i don't just talk about cat butts on this blog#sometimes i talk about other fun cat things#that aren't butts
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Tuvok is not as autistic coded in-narrative compared to what I've seen of Spock or T'Pol where they're othered heavily by those around them and have themes and arcs about struggling/striving to fit in BUT I do think he provides the vital autistic representation of not really angsting about your differences from other people because you're too busy and unaware and then even when you ARE made aware you mostly just think 'glad that's not me'. I think it's vital to have that sort of totally unbothered rep. I love that Tuvok is completely satisfied and proud of being Vulcan, doesn't long to experience emotion or struggle with a desire to express himself in a way his crewmates will understand, to be closer to them. I love that he has a long time and close friend that respects who he is and doesn't try to change him and that how close they are isn't framed as being in spite of his Vulcan nature. I love that being Vulcan isn't framed as a hindrance to him, like a roadblock to living a full and rich life. He has a wife and four kids and is a devoted husband and father. He's getting into gay horror scenarios. Tuvok was born on autism planet and he's thriving.
#there were apparently multiple friend group dramas in high school that I didn't pick up on at ALL#I'm drawn to how at ease Tuvok is with himself and I personally like that Humanity isn't appealing to him#It was at one point when he was a young but not anymore#I personally (it truly is personal) don't like when Vulcans' way of life is framed as being incorrect. I see it a lot in fanfic where part#of showing romance or friendship is that a Vulcan will emote more or 'loosen up' but I don't like it...I think it's a bit boring and that#them being alien with a completely alien form of emotional control/expression is what makes a Vulcan interesting. Otherwise#they seem like nothing more than overly repressed Humans. I do get the appeal of a repressed character being freer but I don't like#the implication that an entire culture is restrictive and bad bc it isn't easily understandable as 'good' in our view. So um...it's like??#I don't like when it's like 'this Vulcan is acting more like what I a Human think is good - they're acting more like me so it's healthier'#does that make sense?? I want it to be...less about bringing someone over to your side and more about love and understanding even if you#aren't the same. It doesn't have to be the same to be lovely I think...and I like how Tuvok and Janeway are so exemplary of their species'#values and that DOESN'T mean they butt heads. They work exceptionally well together and trust each other and care about one another a lot#and I like that a lot! I wish we got to see more of that. WHAT a RANT!!! Sorry!!!#Tuvok#autistic tuvok#star trek voyager#voy#I like Tuvok because I personally can't relate as much to characters like Data who wish to be Human and as a kid I thought of myself as#an alien taking Human form - I didn't want to be Human. I was just there amongst them. I liked that difference...#it made me feel a little lonely and a little special.
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the second i saw this textpost this morning i was like cancel all my plans, i have a meme to make
#my plans: lay on the couch feeling like butts because i have a sinus infection#so i guess those aren't actually canceled#just. delayed#mdzs shitposting#xiyao
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"Allies should be okay with hearing hard truths that we have been suffering through for years, because if a child has to experience it, they as an adult can take the time to understand it with their adult brain and their adult emotions, and if they cannot handle that, I shouldn't have to be okay with handling their feelings gently."
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"Sometimes we go too hard on allies because they're the only person who benefits from the problem who will listen to us, and the anger that we have carried from being wronged for years should not be put solely put on the shoulders of people trying to help us, and they should not have to be okay with being mistreated with the same hatred that people have aimed at us."
Can and should coexist actually.
#cat chats#it's all about context#if someone you care about makes an insensitive joke about your experience#you should be able to tell them it's not okay and they should be able to be like 'sorry i'll do better'#but if all the butt of your jokes are about their experience being a majority#and they say 'hey this is starting to get heavy'#and your response is 'well you can just deal with it because i have to deal with people who are like you every day'#or 'well obviously i'm not talking about you because you're one of the good ones' when you openly condemn people like them#maybe take a step back friend#some jokes are better between people with your lived experiences especially when you're venting frustrations#i don't expect my allo friends to listen to all my aroace jokes about allo people because some of them only hit right with aroace people#especially the 'imagine having to have sex to feel human' or 'nobody knows how to be friends anymore they gotta make it weird' jokes#but they should absolutely acknowledge that american society is designed for people in a relationship with two incomes#and people aren't looking for an end all situationship where they're both friends chilling in an apartment together with no romance or sex#because god forbid we touch each other platonically in any way or people will think we're dating and in love#or how most of american society views that you can't just be friends with someone once you fall in love with them because it's not the same#or how once you're in a relationship everyone else in the world shouldn't matter more than your partner or you're 'emotionally cheating'#and most movie plots that are like 'i don't do romance' always end up with someone softening their heart and giving them a romantic subplot#or that people can't have sex and have it mean nothing it always has to be a romantic thing#like tell them how it is but don't make them your punching bag ya know?
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Family for day 6 of SpeSilverWeek! Edition uuh found biological and crime I guess...
#this was the first one I completed tbh and I'm not vibing but it was rly good warmup and tbh working lineless is so much easier...#I get lazier and messier concerning anatomy esp and stuff but I have fun...#spesilverweek#pokespe silver#pokespe blue#pokespe#my art#the thing about this is. I have so many thoughts about this one very specific rocket au where they aren't dex holders but find Giovanni#instead but he still goes missing and they still kind of hate team rocket bc the whole mask of ice thing still happened so they try to fuck#shit up from within now that giovanni is gone even though they also rly just kinda want him to return and deal with stuff himself#and the admins have these rly fun roles of all being in disagreement on what to do#like the boss might be dead his kids should take over or we Must find the boss or lol no boss my team rocket now#and then the dex holders get mixed in too and it's Fun bc everyone is fighting everyone#also sorry Giovanni for making you look like that#it's like 5min til day 6 technically but my laptop is being a butt so in case it won't turn on tomorrow here it is now#I will not wait 5min for midnight I got a new pillow for christmas and I wanna SLeep on it noW! hell yeah !!#pokemon
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DP x DC: No Time for Monkey Business
Danny’s family is gone. His parents, Jazz...
Danny had come home to Fenton works only to find the place tossed and ransacked, the portal broken, and his family missing. Danny doesn’t know who to trust, but he needs to find his family and whoever took them. He can’t do it on his own though, He needs help. He needs a detective, and who better to help then the greatest detective in the world...
Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective Chimp
For those of you unfamiliar with Detective Chimp, he is canonically the best detective in the world, better than Batman who is merely the best human detective. His skills include being able to speak to any living creature, eternal youth, hyperintelligence, incredible deductive skills, occult knowledge, and alcoholism
okay, the alcoholism isn’t a skill bit it’s wild he’s an alcoholic in canon. His entire lore is frankly wild, including Rex the Wonder Dog and the fountain of youth plus a court case that examined the implications of him being an animal owning his own business and making contracts. The ape has been in a surprising amount of team ups, from Batman, to the Shadowpact, and is in the regular rotation of Justice League Dark
He owns a magic sword called the Sword of Night, and is sassy with a sort of dry humor. Honestly kind of similar to constantine in some ways.
And Danny should play the Watson to his Sherlock.
#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#Danny Phantom#detective chimp#the 'T' in bobo t chimpanzee stands for 'the'#not a joke#frankly it's a disservice that there aren't any team ups between him and danny yet#i said danny should be the watson to his sherlock#but lets face it it would end up being a bit more 'great mouse detective'#but seriously the lore is kind of wild for this guy#not fanart#he legit looks like if sherlock holms was an ape#Granted with the purpleback gorilla thing Bobo wouldn't be the first ape danny has worked with#also ignore the fact I used monkey in the title it was the best i could come up with#my insomnia is kicking my butt
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Hhhhhhh I don't know what is wrong with me this winter. Maybe it's the political situation, maybe it's still the new job and the PhD and the fact that I feel like I should finally have an overview and know what I'm doing ... But I'm just constantly tired and Not Motivated and dreading everything I have to do and feeling kind of lonely although I have been okay for years with this living situation before ...
#sorry just rambling#i think i just need to pull myself together and gain some momentum#as soon as i actually stat doing something i will be less scared#but instead i am like ... okay we are feeling kind of exhausted it's okay let's go home a bit earlier and have a fresh start tomorrow#and it never works#and always when i talk to one of my mentors or my supervisor i am very motivated afterwards but i just doesn’t keep#please i need spring i need some sunshine and a temperature above 0#and also i need friends who aren't just as exhausted so they can kick me in the butt#okay now i will put my phone away and write some emails#hhhhhhhh#personal thoughts
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Malevolent part 53 spoilers
One of the strongest reactions I had during that episode was when they heard the bell and I automatically said out loud "but for who does it toll?" and minutes later it's confirmed that only they can hear it.
Lemme just pull this little thingy up to show WHY I think this has relevance...

So far we did get a lot of war imagery in this episode and the theming of this season quite literally is death and how it affects the outcome by existence in its entirety (aka Arthur and John having to save the day).
Plus, so far malevolent DID have a lot of poetry, music and literature relevant to it's story, (Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, Nothing Gold can stay, Peggy Gordon, Faroe's Song, The King in Yellow, etc...), who's to say the book "For Whom the Bell Tolls" won't have relevance in the slightest?
Guys, on a scale of one to ten how cooked are they?
#let's be honest when aren't they cooked?#thoughts and theories#it at the very least would be a very fun coincidence#malevolent podcast#malevolent part 53#part 53#malevolent spoilers#the only other thing i had a strong reaction to was Arthur running about butt naked#like... i know that storywise it makes sense arriving in the afterlife with absolutely nothing but MAN#the clothes too?!
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Sorry but these bubble butts are not attractive. But it makes me laugh more than anything 😂
LOL awh it's okay anon, at least you're getting a laugh out of it. I'm a fan of all booties, (even tho irl some of those BBL's are....hilariously uneven because of skinny ass legs and suddenly a huge butt like?)
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Random Cornley Headcanon №⁶
After the Drama Society's performance of La Nuit De La Chenille/The Night of the Caterpillar, a bunch of dancers in Cornley came together and created Cornley's first Ballet Company. They did this because of Chris' earnest desire to show ballet to more people.
In the lobby of the dance studio, they have one of those “Our Story” timelines on the wall. Under the “How We Started” heading is a picture of Chris playing the flute in his Caterpillar costume.
#heretical texts#chris bean#heretical headcanons#cornley ballet company#La Nuit De La Chenille#The Night of the Caterpillar#tgws#the goes wrong show#i am having A LOT of feelings about chris being one of cornley's favorite children (a la bruce wayne and gotham)#and how even though the shows keep flopping there's something oddly endearing about how chris struggles and keeps trying#and so to like a subset of the cornley populace he and the cast aren't talked about as the butt to a joke but with affection#sorry i'm going insane about this now#heretical ocs
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i hc that hugo is one of those guys who thinks hugging can get someone pregnant idk just a vibe like look at him
#tangled#varian and the 7 kingdoms#vat7k#hugo vat7k#hc#huge butt#i mean what#i said nothing#he probably thinks cooties are real too#this is getting demeaning#sorry#guess who realized while editing this that titles aren't required
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me when I'm looking for a summer-themed mousepad at the print-on-demand website so I type in "peaches":
#smh#butts aside -- none of these artists are capturing the beauty of our friend the Peach#or those who do give it a decidedly Springtime aesthetic#and what's with all these artists filling their Summer harvest designs with Winter citrus?#have you not considered I am trying to keep track of seasonal produce with my mousepads??#I am going to have to make my own aren't I#x
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GRACELAND, S03E07: Bon Voyage
#gracelandedit#graceland#paul briggs#dale jakes#mike warren#mikewarrenedit#paulbriggsedit#dalejakesedit#aaron tveit#aarontveitedit#daniel sunjata#brandon jay mclaren#tvedit#televisionedit#televisiongifs#cinematv#usermaya#usercossette#userjamie#edit: mine#edit: gif#long post#type: gif#show: graceland#c: mike warren#c: dale jakes#c: paul briggs#ya so only a third of a shoelace of you know why i gif'd this scene but that's ok we're fine aren't we chloe#'i can get my mom on the phone' mike pls ;-; lmao noooo#when paul stands up you see his butt just a lil. just sayin.
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Accidentally bought dairy yogurt instead of vegan yogurt for breakfast which is why I have spent the last three (3) hours watching The Pitt in the bathroom. The Pitt in the pit
#In the can in the can#aren't you glad you follow this blog for its trenchant insights on butts and butt byproducts
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Scandalous~
#~but so hot *sighs*#florian pistache#Finn Liú#sims 3#sims 3 screenshots#sims 3 portraits#Florian has a beautiful butt#I reshaped the dress's butt to have some ~bootylift~#also help me#I am attracted to a) unreachable girls b) people who aren't attracted to me cus they're femme gay wienerhavingpeople
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Will you guys kill me w hammers if i said logan gets babied by the fandom to a severe degree
#i love logan too he's the guy ever but the logan fans scare me#sorry guys but logan isn't secretly insecure not all overconfident characters are secretly insecure n trying to overcompensate actually#his music is allowed to suck sometimes ppl like something they suck at doing the jokes about his music being bad r fine#so what if the show makes him the butt of the joke he's a comic relief this is expected n he's not the only one to be the butt of the joke#also I'm sorry to say this but logan n cooper aren't that close they're not besties they're just friends#lego dreamzzz
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